This fucking woman
"I was coming home from basketball practice, and I was supposed to pick up laundry for my dad. But these two guys were arguing outside the laundry so I stopped to watch them, and one of them pulled out a gun and shot the other one in the head. I turned and ran as fast as I could until I got home to my dad."
"What did your dad say?"
"Let’s wait until tomorrow to get the laundry."
what do straight ppl do for fun?
sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing
Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.
We are not worthy
u think white ppl don’t have problems??? yeah well where’s my upper lip
"He’s— he’s dead inside…"
It’s crazy how spot on this is #princetaughtme
lemme whispa in ya ear